Hoje atribuo só um prémio do dia, o prémio amargo pela idiotice da conversa.
Aqui fica a mesma, tal e qual, sem mudar uma vírgula!
Eu - You start.
- Ok. Are you a man or a woman?
Eu – Guess it, but I give you a tip: I am not Manuela Ferreira Leite.
- I can’t guess. Tell me.
Eu – Curiousoftheforuns.
- The ALICE chat robot can follow many things but I did not get that.
Eu – So you didn’t guess.
- Interesting deduction. What makes you think I did not guess?
Eu – Forget it. What about the Dow Jones?
- I will search for it.
Eu – Will it rise?
- It usually does, doesn’t it?
Eu – Will S&P rise too?
- I think so.
Eu – Can a dog be a good trader?
- Some of them can.
Eu – What about the Adams family?
- Does it have anything to do with Chatbot?
Eu – No, I mean Ana and Zeca.
- Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
Eu – I like the girls and I dislike scisors.
- A lot of people like that. I’m not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. What do you like?
Eu – I like dollars.
- Wow, that is a lot of money.
Eu – I like Jaguars.
- A lot of people like that. I really like Eliza. I like Dave Mathews Band.
Eu – What?
- No problem.
Eu – You are the problem, listen to me.
- Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Eu – Who are the other guys?
- Is it some specific person you are asking me about? I can ask someone about it.
Eu – Is FMonjardino a good guy?
- It seems we have something in common.
Eu – You mean you have an affair?
- Maybe more than one affair.
E nesta altura aquela história do site da boneca vem abaixo. Fica para a próxima.
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